[Honestly, if M'Lapis actually did know more about what goes on in the Reals' lives, her tactics might be different. But she tends to assume she already knows everything she could ever need to. It's apparently accomplishing something in any case, by whatever her reckoning is.]

Routine, exactly! Nothing ever changes for you anymore. Your life is boring. So it's no wonder you'd crave a little time with someone like me, someone who's actually fun! [Big smile!] You're desperate!