[ENTRANCEWAY] IC CONTACT

[slapfight]

 

You've reached Peridot, leader of the Crystal Gems. I can't get to your call right now, but you can leave a message, and if I'm not too busy being a great savior and all-around wonderful gem, I'll get back to you.

[pause]

...Is that all I do? When does it- [BEEP]

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audio; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

Heyyy, you know how you wanted to blow up the mines to stop the Qorral from blowing up the planet?

I know a guy with a plan, if you're interested.

[slapfight]

No, I've decided to cut my losses entirely, lay down, and wait to shatter on this miserable planet.

[a beat]

I'm interested. Who is this "guy?"

[endeudado]

[ Very funny, Peridot. Jesper is too familiar with Kaz's monotone to fall for that. ]

His username is "kazbrekker," no spaces. Two k's.

Basically, we're gonna try to dress up like bandits and be real loud so the Qorral will think the bandits are the ones trashing the minds, not Audentes. [ What a great plan, right?? ] Once the damage is done, we drop the disguises, swoop back in like "oh no, how horrible, your poor mines" and clean up whatever's left. Sound good to you?

[slapfight]

[....]

That's ingenious. It removes all the flaws from my original plan! And I can come in after and tell them everything I've learned- they'll be so distraught, they'll have to listen to what I have to say.

[she giggles maniacally. such a good... hero.]

[endeudado]

[ Yes, this is clearly a heroic plan, Peridot, this is a win-win for everyone! ]

Exactly. It's good, right?

[ Jesper chuckles. Of course it's good, it's Kaz's sweet plan. ]

Meet us at [ idk, a time and date after the 19th ] with your disguise and we'll get the ball rolling. If you need any stuff, we might be able to get you some, too.